Saturday, January 31, 2009

A List

A list of places to not stick your used gum:
on the bottom of a shoe,
on the underside of a table,
on the wall while standing in line at an amusement park,
behind your ear,
up your butt & around the corner (not with others watching),
on your plate while you eat,
in the garbage...no wait, that does not make this list.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Side Order


No, I would not like pasties with my hot dog.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Beefs


Perhaps all beefs should be to go.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Feet and Butt


There are places just for your feet...

There are places just for your butt.