Are you so mad that you want to kick a puppy?

Not that you don't like puppies, right? You're just really angry.
















image: http://curiousanimals.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/running-cute-puppies.pg-small.jpg

and really, no kicking puppies

Altitude Sickness

Climbing stairs at an alarming rate may lead to altitude sickness.

image: http://www.bicycleballet.com/images/biogs/Falling%20down%20stairs2.jpg

Happy New Year?

February is probably when it is too late to wish someone a happy new year. Maybe MLK day is the point where its time to give up new-year wishes. Possibly it is no longer the thing to do once January 2nd has come. Some may argue that at least a week into the new year is tolerable. Or perhaps, as so long as the year is not at least half over, the year is still new.

K, so...

A List

A list of places to not stick your used gum:
on the bottom of a shoe,
on the underside of a table,
on the wall while standing in line at an amusement park,
behind your ear,
up your butt & around the corner (not with others watching),
on your plate while you eat,
in the garbage...no wait, that does not make this list.

Side Order

No, I would not like pasties with my hot dog.

Beefs

Perhaps all beefs should be to go.